Bros of the city, unite!
Seriously though, if you’re looking for a good time and a chance to show out with your pack of hedonistic hoodlums, look no further than Winterfest Live!, where the drinks will be flowing, the DJs will be spinning and button-down shirts will be on deck.
However, in addition will be unlimited samplings of 150-plus beers from 75-plus breweries. We’ll be right there with the rest of you, throwing back craft beer after craft beer, pretending we can taste hints of coriander and coconut, when really the only thing we can taste is the cheesesteak we intend to buy to soak up all of the alcohol. I almost already feel sorry for the smell of cheese and stale beer sure to gag the Uber driver – because, you know, safety first.
It’s gonna be wintery. It’s gonna be wild. It’s gonna have gluten-free beer options for that one dude in your crew working on his New Year’s Resolution of losing weight but still having a great time.
You’re welcome, Steven.
Winterfest Live! At XFINITY Live! | Jan. 12. 2pm. Prices vary. XFINITY Live!, 1100 Pattison Ave. xfinitylive.com
– CAL SETAR | @CALSFRO